Nuffnang

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Purpose of Clubbing

1. Get laid

2. Attention seeker

3. Dance, because your dance moves are so hideous you can't show em in daily life.

4. Drink, cheapskates who want free drinks

5. Play dress up, wear the sluttiest outfit and put on circus-ish make up.

6. Peer pressure

7. Find love *super cliche*

8. Seal business deals *yeah right*

9. Nothing better to do

10. Take pictures and upload to facebook, prove as if you have a life